My Red Dwarf Storage Locker


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I am currently working on a simple game to put on here based on the Red Dwarf Logo. Check back often for this incredible piece of Java Applet programming. (Don't get too excited you may be disappointed).

Well Smegheads as you should know there have now been 7 series of Red Dwarf with the latest one finally waving (in a 2 finger way) goodbye to Rimmer and hello to Kochanski.

The most popular episodes of all appear to be, 'Back to Reality' (Series 5) and 'Lone Gunmen of the Apocalypse' (Series 6).

They're probably my favourite episodes as well, but what about'The End', 'Holoship', or 'Better Than Life'.

So I want to know which is your favourite so take a moment and fill in the form and I will add your vote to the list below.


Your favourite episode is :

Number of Votes Per Episode
Series OneSeries Two Series Three
The End0Kryten0Backwards0
Future Echoes0Better Than Life0Marooned0
Balance Of Power0Thanks For The Memory0Polymorph0
Waiting For God0Stasis Leak0Bodyswap0
Confidence And Paranoia0Queeg0Timeslides0
Me^20Parallel Universe0The Last Day0
Series FourSeries FiveSeries Six
Camille0Holoship0Psirens0
DNA0The Inquisitor0Legion0
Justice0Terrorform0Gunmen Of The Apocalypse0
White Hole0Quarantine0Emohawk: Polymorph II0
Dimension Jump0Demons and Angels0Rimmerworld0
Meltdown0Back to Reality0Out Of Time0
I haven't got the episodes in the correct order for series seven yet, they will be added soon.
Do you remember 'Backwards', the series three opener? If you do, think about the conversation they have with the manager of the pub where Kryten and Rimmer put on their act, in the dressing room. He's meant to be sacking them for causing a fight, but here's what he actually says in his two speeches:

Bar Manager: "You are a stupid, square-headed, bald, git, aren't you?" (Talking to Kryten) "I ain't pointing at you. I'm pointing at you, but I'm not actually addressing you. I'm addressing the one prat in the country who's bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it around, and actually work out the rubbish that I'm saying. What a poor, sad life he's got!!"

(Well that's me told!)

Bar Manager: "Frankly, your act's crap. Anyway, anybody could have done it. I hate the lot of you. Bollocks to you!"


Take a look at this good Red Dwarf Site.